Real Stories
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We can’t wait for pumpkin spice season to be over.
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He goes, “You’re nothing but a picky bitch.” And I said, “No. I’m an umpire.”
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“We were in this shipwreck, we were taken over by pirates, they were throwing us overboard.”
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Amy and Pam ask the important questions like “How do you fuck up being a mermaid?” and “Is Pete Best still mad?”